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Tur713 · Mar 17, 2005, 06:36 AM // 06:36

Tur713 Proudly Presents:

25 Things to do While Waiting for Guild Wars

1. Read the forums until your eyes bleed, leave time for healing so that you can play the game right after.

2. Watch the countdown.

3. Wonder why as soon as you picked the flowers they turned into teeny-tiny construction workers.

4. Try to log in over and over and over and over again, maybe you'll get took quick for them.

5. Search high and low for more naked dancing videos of Guild Wars.

6. Create a device to go forward in time to get Guild Wars.

7. Create a device to go backward in time and ask Santa for Guild Wars, maybe he'll bring it.

8. Print up cut outs of the characters from the Guild Wars site or use your own pictures (thanks spooky).

9. Camp outside the game store you preordered from.

10. Camp outside the mail box if you ordered it off the net.

11. Try to "tame" the local stray cat, hope he doesn't have charm break.

12. Go to that funeral, maybe you can raise a bone horror!

13. Get up, pick up the phone, and order pizza the man's way!

14. Find and play all the free RPGs on the net! (Kingdom of Loathing...ect.)

15. Play with a mystical basket of apples that seems to have no weight at all and was heavily guarded by giant spiders.

16. Try to convince more of your friends that their games suck and Guild Wars will rule supreme.

17. Learn the Ranger's dancing technique, teach it to someone else, and then use their perpetual motion to power the planet forever.

18. Learn the male Elementalist's dancing "technique" and entertain your friends.

19. Learn the female Elementalist's dancing technique and entertain your friends in an entirely different way.

20. Write a list on what to do while waiting for Guild Wars.

21. Get your friends, cosplay as your characters, pilage the comic shop!

22. Take off your armor and dance naked in the street. Don't worry about the cops, when midnight strikes we'll all disappear.

23. Ask how you can tell if your Strider or Stalker is a girl or a guy at your local pet shop.

24. Ask for your change in gold, if they don't have gold, tell them that ingots will do.

25. Be glad that you're not waiting any other MMORPG that you have to end up paying monthly fees for.

Thanks for reading this. I'm glad I didn't go and do 100 like I originally planned, I started running low on ideas, but if you have anymore let's post them on here!

Nascent · Mar 17, 2005, 08:17 AM // 08:17

Ah that kicks total and utter arse

Extremely funny, well done!

Lazerous · Mar 17, 2005, 12:16 PM // 12:16

i love those they are great, especially the one about the funeral